The only thing that would have made this better, besides Japanese Shinto blessings by cooks in shady alleys and spring water (lots and lots of spring water) and Gremlins and El Rancheros and the theme music and Grudge shout outs and screwdrivers and ninjas buckling swash was for... oh, wait, that happened, too.
Proof that tahirire secretly hates me, instead of helping me edit, she keeps sending me videos in preparation for the non-event of my weekend, which is not being in the UK (wonderful country) for the latest convention WITH THESE BOOBS.